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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 05:32

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
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Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What do people usually do when they wake up at 5:00 am?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
No go.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
A nova is currently visible in the sky, and here's how to observe it - Notebookcheck
So they tried
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Loons and Moons
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Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?
No, not a chance
Still no good
Still no good.