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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 05:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

We've Finally Seen The Skyscraper Tsunami That Shook Earth For 9 Days - ScienceAlert

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What do people usually do when they wake up at 5:00 am?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Solar Storms Are Pushing Elon Musk’s Satellites Back to Earth - Gizmodo

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Risk Of Dengue Fever Is Just Another Reason Cruises Suck - Jalopnik

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

No go.

Prescription risk: Meds that could cause dementia - WFMZ.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Colonoscopy screening at age 45 yields neoplasia rates close to older adults: Study supports guideline change - Medical Xpress

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

A nova is currently visible in the sky, and here's how to observe it - Notebookcheck

So they tried

Loons and Moons

China Auto Body Slams ‘Vicious Competition’ After BYD Price Cuts - Bloomberg

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?

No, not a chance

Still no good

Still no good.

Why aren't U.S. prisons more like Marine Corps boot camp, were every second of the day there are mandatory activities so that at night everyone is so tired they go to sleep until wakeup at 5:30 am? Would this make prisons safer for all?